Name's Ed, short for Edwin don't ya know? 21, Cis Male, Straight Edge Pescatarian, Praiser of the Sun, Former Mortal Kombat Champion, Brother of the Night's Watch, Robber of Banks, Captor of Hearts, Stealer of Souls, Descendent of the Joestars, Bes of da bes, Dare I go on? How do yee fucking fare?"!
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